Is this a good defence for a bible thumper caught for possession of marijuana?

Is this a good defence for a bible thumper caught for possession of marijuana?
The Bible states God created every herb to be used as man’s meat and an herb by definition is a plant that bears seed and withers in the fall and the marijuana plant bears seed and withers in the fall, therefore its use or ownership is protected by freedom of religion in the Constitution.

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Answer by Tucking Fypos
In my city a good defense is “Really? It’s just weed?”

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4 Responses to “Is this a good defence for a bible thumper caught for possession of marijuana?”

  • Alaura L says:

    God did create every herb. He did not say abuse it. Moderation in all things.

  • Loaf of Judah says:

    Nice try, li’l lawyer. Don’t be surprised when it doesn’t work.

  • The Kevman says:

    Yeah! Im not religious and I know that its like the only bible verse I know! But yeah even the bible the most sacred book in our nation says its ok but yet our nation says we cant smoke it.

  • turtlesoup for BARR '08! says:

    It is true what the “bible thumper” is saying…God does not have any laws against marijuana. I assume the guy holds God’s laws above man’s laws. It is for this reason that many in the libertarian party believe marijuana (and in some cases harder drugs) should be legalized. It’s not actually constitutional to ban them. The societal changes that would occur if it were legalized can’t really be 100% predicted though. Marijuana is taken way too seriously in this country.

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