When You Arrive At The Pearly Gates: What Will Be Your First Thoughts?
Reader Question – For those who do not believe, and believe something else; please, for this question; play along and assume my religion is the correct one: Catholicism.
Thanks in advance.
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Your logic is askew and your theology too.
If we assume YOUR religion is the “correct” one: Catholicism, it has no bearing on what others believe.
I think you meant .play along and assume The Answerer’s religion is Catholicism…so for what reason do you want people to pretend to be Catholics?
“Correct’ is not a theological word……it’s odd you should use it. I think you may have meant ‘true’, but Catholicism is famously punctilious so maybe you meant, answer a/c/ to what you think Catholic doctrine says.
But what’s the point of that?
My first thought would probably be “What is the point of all this ridiculous and overdone pomp and ostentation?”
My second thought would probably be “God has a taste for the kitsch.”
Third thought would follow “Wait a minute… The kind of ostentatious flamboyance that would think pearly gates are cool is highly indicative of a person of the flaming homosexual personality type.”……… I mean, come on! Elton John would have pearly gates – you know it’s true.
The “correct” one? Ok, sure. *plays along*…
My first thoughts would be, “How did the heck I get here?!?!”
I’m sure yours might be a little different lol.
My first thoughts would be “What the hell am I doing here”
I’ll just go on my first thought when reading your question:
South Park Movie, boobs everywhere, and then getting denied entry.
Not an original thought, but it was my first thought.
My religion is: Jesus
My thoughts when I reach the pearly gates..
“JACKPOT!”
rofl
My first thought will be, “What will the Christians think when they realize that the gods who reside here are the Hindu gods?”
Wow!Awesome!
a catholic ninja?
ok whatever….
I will try to assume one religion is correct.
I’ll go oh no that catholics were right, can I go downstairs where 98% of my friends are God?
how the hell do i get out of an eternity of harp lessons and smiling down at people from some gay cloud.? would be my first thought.
well im sorry but i cant assume such a crazy idea. catholicism? you know who is better to go to with your problems than your priest or mary? God,
Hypothetically:
“What the heck..? Woah, I’m in DEEP trouble now..”
“Wow, God, you’ll pretty much let anyone into heaven, won’t you?”
I will be so in awe over the sight of heaven, there will be no room for thoughts.
Another frigging interview!
I would just be so grateful to make it. I know the sins of my life and my gratitude would be over-whelming. Pure joy.
Wonder who they got to lay gold on the streets? They do good work.
Nice gates.lol.
“But I don’t want to live in a gated community! Just how bad is heaven’s neighborhood?”
I’ll just be really really happy!!!!!
I wouldn’t care if i was the janitor in heaven, i just want to get in
First thing Im going to think is, SWEET!
oh got damn i hope i dont have to go to hell!! please please please let me in! lol no really thats what i am going to think!
Praise the Lord
Wonder why the gates are pearly?
I don’t know what Pearly Gates are.
does this place have a fast internet connection?
I must of made a wrong turn to be here
“Uh oh… Our Father, who art in heaven…”
I will wonder where Jesus hides his porn stash.